your parents love me but you hate me
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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