I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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