ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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