That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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