yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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