We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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