it wasn't lemon gatorade
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
