...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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