3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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