I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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