Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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