if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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