i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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