You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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