All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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