I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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