They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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