i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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