My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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