it wasn't lemon gatorade
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
