I like to think it a success when the cops are called
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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