That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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