im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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