Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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