I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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