This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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