woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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