Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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