I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
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