you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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