My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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