; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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