It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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