these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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