Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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