The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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