I met the friendliest cop last night
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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