I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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