i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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