Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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