am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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