have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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