My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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