just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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