I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
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I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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