Are we in a gay sports bar?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
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another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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