But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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