Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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