how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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