Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i barfeds in our rink
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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