This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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