3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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