What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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