We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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